Ophthalmologist today.
No, too obvious.
Coroner today.
No. Stupid.
How about a serial killer today? Brutal murderer and rapist. In that order. Likes to take very specific trophies from victims. Keeps them all around his bedroom. Shelves after shelves. Floor too. All pointed at him. All eyes on me, killer says. Only way he can sleep well. Reminds him of days in the army. Everyone kept an eye on each other. Then some horrible thing happened. That's when it started. Later started taking ears too.
Senator's illegitimate child was last victim. Son or daughter? What's more fun? Anyway, caught and sent down here. Found the cameras. Wrote on floor.
Good-looking fellow. Shame.
(That was fun. Ha.)